Dec. 31, 2008 at 3:23pm
What's in your wallet? Grey Poupon?
I am pleased to announce that me, Desiree Flerchinger, Jennifer Johnson, Bill Silvey and Eric Begay will be lip-syncing the 80s pop song, "I wanna be a cowboy" on stage in front of hordes of people outside Sanford and Son at 9:34 pm this evening as a part of Hi Jack! (a performance art spectacle conjured by the infamous Lynn Di Nino).
We are but a small opening act for the madness that will transpire later but none the less it will be silly, embarrassing and loads of fun. Join us, won't you? Don't you wanna be a cowboy??
Don't be late. We're only on for 3 minutes!
Free hugs for anyone who arrives in a cowboy hat!
PS. Don't forget to first come see me sing at Pythian Temple at 7:30 pm.