Tacoma Urbanist

Dec. 3, 2007 at 12:05am

Make Christmas Complete with a 40 Pound Chocolate Santa

It's simply not enough to keep buying Christmas candy each year.

Here's your chance to really make a statement with 3 foot 40 lb Chocolate Santa from Metropolitan Market.  Over 100,000 calories according to an employee.


Price $299.  The label says (close to) 576 servings.  Yum.  I was told that the legs are solid chocolate.

(And you thought the gnome was cool)


comments [4]  |  posted under chocolate, santa, Tacoma, washington


by Erik on 12/4/2007 @ 5:41pm
I now hear the chocolate Santa has sold.

Hmm. I wonder if it was our friends at Grit City with time and money (and now chocolate) on their hands.

by NineInchNachos on 12/4/2007 @ 5:43pm
now if they could make a life size chocolate canoe...

by Erik on 12/5/2007 @ 12:23am
now if they could make a life size chocolate canoe...

I hear they have the technology to do just that.

by NineInchNachos on 12/5/2007 @ 10:38am
If they had a chocolate canoe you could put the chocolate Santa in it and give him a proper viking funeral out at Owens beach.