Evil_Derek's Blog
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Aug. 14, 2008 at 10:54am
Hello Tacoma MyNew Business
evil derek lives
hello. me evil derek. me retire soon from corporate job at rei soon. me no like work there. me tired of selling sleeping bag to old lady and yuppie fuckwit. me desire change of scienery. me start own business called 133 suites. place where young ladys come work for evil derek. treat nice. maybe let feed dogs. me like animals. me have parot and boa constrictor... i pretend that they dogs. me have no real dogs. imagination better. pretend lots of things.
early childhood.
me not raised like normal boy. me created in laboratory by erik hanbrg and guy name sounds like sea-mouse. donno why. maybe they lonely. guess me a duplicate of lame derek. me evil derek, he good derek... but me not like to call good because imply that i bad. whatever. dont like talk about.
tacoma ok guess
dont know much about tacoma. me live on tideflats now. new business office made of wood pulp... smell like homeless asshole here. me no care. me have optimizim in future. things get better sometime, but me not want pay taxes to make any improvement. hate spend on stupid crap. paradox--such life.
once guy here named numbskull. talk like me. no funny. mean guy make fun of evil derek. find out where live and burry in abanon reffrigerator like how handberg and seamouse dispose of perevious derek clones who not turn out as good.
success i want believe
so come down to 133 suites. buy space membership. maybe you like evil derek. fall in love. be friend. watch wood chip barge sail into sunset. sleep naked in arsenic sucking fern.