Evil_Derek's Blog

Aug. 14, 2008 at 10:54am

Hello Tacoma MyNew Business

evil derek lives


hello. me evil derek.  me retire soon from corporate job at rei soon.  me no like work there.  me tired of selling sleeping bag to old lady and yuppie fuckwit.  me desire change of scienery.  me start own business called 133 suites.  place where young ladys come work for evil derek. treat nice.   maybe let feed dogs.   me like animals.  me have parot and boa constrictor... i pretend that they dogs.  me have no real dogs.    imagination better.  pretend lots of things.  

early childhood.  

me not raised like normal boy.  me created in laboratory by erik hanbrg  and guy name sounds like sea-mouse.   donno why.  maybe they lonely.  guess me a duplicate of lame derek.   me evil derek, he good derek... but me not like to call good because imply that i bad.  whatever.  dont like talk about.

tacoma ok guess

dont know much about tacoma.  me live on tideflats now. new business office made of wood pulp... smell like homeless asshole here.  me no care.  me have optimizim in future. things get better sometime, but me not want pay taxes to make any improvement.  hate spend on stupid crap. paradox--such life.

once guy here named numbskull. talk like me.  no funny.  mean guy make fun of evil derek.  find out where live and burry in abanon reffrigerator like how handberg and seamouse dispose of perevious derek clones who not turn out as good.  

success i want believe

so come down to 133 suites.  buy space membership.  maybe you like evil derek.  fall in love.  be friend.  watch wood chip barge sail into sunset.  sleep naked in arsenic sucking fern.  

comments [7]  |  posted under blogs, buseiness, community, tacoma


by AP on 8/14/2008 @ 12:42pm
Spencer? Did you do this?

by deeble interactive on 8/14/2008 @ 12:51pm
how much for a membership? I'm looking to move out of my mom's house/basement office.

by Rue on 8/14/2008 @ 2:54pm
Now now, let's be nice. I know someone who knows someone who says Derek is a good guy.

by Evil_Derek on 8/14/2008 @ 3:10pm
me tired of being compared to good derek.. how many times me have to say? me different, bizarro derek. me own man.

also no membership for you. you dude. membership only for nice lady. me not homo.

by NineInchNachos on 8/14/2008 @ 5:16pm
now you're just being offensive.

by dockstreetdiehard on 8/15/2008 @ 8:10am
This is some sort of sad, latent crush thing huh? You should probably go ahead and leave the basement shrine for a bit and get some sun. At least make an attempt at a life of your own instead of hiding behind a computer and bashing others. So sad...

by Altered Chords on 8/15/2008 @ 9:11am
Evil Derek: Come to Frost Park today at 12:00 and draw with chalk.

Then take a nap.

Then come to Woody's on the Water at 7:00 to listen to live jazz.

Your evil index will increase 15.4%