Sep. 28, 2008 at 9:04pm

PART 2 Rusty George Choose Your Own Adventure!

an RR Anderson + H-Labs + Feed Tacoma Exclusive!

Previously on RG Choose Your Own Adventure!

Disclaimer:

 All events and persons herein are completely fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This is a work of the author's imagination.

*** Rusty George Creative ***
Choose Your Own M$ Paint Adventure�

Stand Up.

trampoline-sized scales of oxidation plummet from your massive iron carapace crashing upon the rocks like  slate roof shingles. Despite the dangerously low levels of HORSE GREASE in your joints, your automotive capacity is satisfactory.

Check Inventory.

Plenty of room for additional items in your inventory. You have 100 hours-of-operation worth of COAL in your HOPPER. You currently have TWO SOULS trapped in your CONTAINMENT GRID.

Pick up two round & nippled bullet guns on front side of DE MEYERS.

"Two round & nippled bullet guns" is not in  THE RUSTY GEORGE dictionary. Perhaps your keyboard is sticky with honey. Try again partner!

Seek and destroy massive, unsightly EQC signs, Clear Channel billboards, and other large-scale commercially driven propagandist refuse large enough to block out the sun.

DE MEYERS has become hysterical. She explains that your powers are party derived from such media-markets.  Such a transgression would be irreversible and absolute.  You however remain skeptical.  Your war programming is hostile  to giant metal objects obfuscating the battlefield.      


What do you do now?


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comments [17]  |  posted under adventrue, experiment, internet, story, tacoma

Comments

by Erik on 9/28/2008 @ 11:36pm	What a thrilling adventure series!
by scout on 9/28/2008 @ 11:45pm	Smash signs releasing hidden tires and beetles. Add to inventory
by marumaruyopparai on 9/29/2008 @ 1:08pm	RG: Apply for work as a billboard holder and/or billboard mounter for Clear Channel and/or the Puyallup Tribe of Indians. If hired, invest income in hiring an experienced metal shop to grind rust from my carapace and refinish me. Also, purchase up-to-date industrial lubricants for my joints.
by nerffjones on 9/29/2008 @ 3:00pm	Hey RR, Seriously, why do you hate tacoma so much? Why is it that all you do is sit behind your computer and trash everything? Why don't you come to our little party, and we'll talk? You have a moustache, you are eligible. I'd love to hear your side of the story, because honestly, this post you spent so much time on is actually a little creepy. You seem like a stalker/serial killer waiting to happen. Let's avoid that. Come, hang out. www.rustygeorge.com/moustache
by scout on 9/29/2008 @ 3:19pm	I apologize to De Meyers and any other Rusty George people that I may have offended. I didn't know that I was making fun of real people.
by intacoma on 9/29/2008 @ 4:29pm	def will be a good time, I look forward to getting a wet mustache ride from nerffjones! See you all there!
by Erik on 9/29/2008 @ 4:40pm	RG: travel north command not recognized RG: Go north command not recognized RG: North command not recognized RG : Walk North (Tough interface)
by Erik on 9/29/2008 @ 4:45pm	Hang in there nerffjones. Usually getting into RR's Tacomic or his other creative work is mean to be endearing. You and RR were all set to bury the hatchet in Frost Park months ago. Perhaps you two will take the opportunity to this Friday, at the mustache party or both.
by nerffjones on 9/29/2008 @ 5:32pm	Yeah, if he doesn't have another "bowling ball" meeting. I hate those.
by NineInchNachos on 9/29/2008 @ 6:35pm	disclaimer: All events and persons herein are completely fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This is a work of the author's imagination.
by deeble interactive on 9/29/2008 @ 6:52pm	RG: Attend Mustache Party mentioned in nerffjones's non-command comment (above)... bring RR.
by marumaruyopparai on 9/29/2008 @ 10:00pm	I apologize to De Meyers and any other Rusty George people that I may have offended. I didn't know that I was making fun of real people. Nobody was made fun of here, RR made the whole Rusty George team Choose Your Own Adventure STARS. He does them too much honor.
by nerffjones on 9/30/2008 @ 9:51am	thanks for the glass is half full pep talk, marum...rai He does Clear Channel much honor too by mentioning them. He must really love those guys. I was all wrong about him. So, RR/Deeble/NINachos are you going to show up at the party? C'mon put the agoraphobia aside for a night. I can't wait to meet you. - The much honored by your childish and poorly illustrated crap, nerffjones
by intacoma on 9/30/2008 @ 10:19am	:confused: so is nerffjones just another fake alias of RR?
by Erik on 9/30/2008 @ 11:10am	RG: Attend Mustache Party mentioned in nerffjones's non-command comment (above)... bring RR. That's a complex command. Might need to break it down. RG: Travel to HFW RG: Break through security RG: Pick up RR Anderson and carry him to the "Mustache Party" (not much time left to do so)
by Erik on 9/30/2008 @ 11:28am	He does Clear Channel much honor too by mentioning them. He must really love those guys. I was all wrong about him. I think RR is just supporting the city's effort to reduce blight: Community and Media Services is purchasing media space for this campaign. Similar to that of the 2007 campaign, ads will be placed on buses, newspapers and the internet. However, due to the City's ongoing litigation with Clear Channel (which is the sole billboard company in the area), billboards will not be used in this year's ad campaign. [More:] Clear Channel filed suit against the city last year over Tacoma's 1997 billboard ordinance -- which was about to take effect after a 10-year amortization period. The case is pending in U.S. District Court. blogs.thenewstribune.com/politics/2008/0...
by Erik on 9/30/2008 @ 11:48am	BTW Don't Miss: Tuesday, September 30th, 3:30pm — 10pm The Moustache Revival Party Your upper lip never felt this good September is Moustache Revival Month. And your friends at Rusty George Creative offer you the definitive guide to celebrating in style. Join the Revolution Grow your mustache all month long and take every opportunity to sport it proudly in public. Compete* for Prizes Freestyle Stache Competition. Petting Zoo. Wet Moustache Contest. Kissing Booth. Pin the Moustache on the Donkey. Lady Tickler. Synchronized Staching. Chubby Bunny. Moustache Pull. Moustache Toss. Pass the Stache. Hide the Stache. The 100 Yard Stache. Best in Show. *Rusty George Creative is researching the physics and/or legality of these events. We assume no liability for moustache-related injuries. ----------------------------------------------------- When: Tuesday, September 30th from 3:30pm - til your stache falls off Where: The Hub 203 Tacoma Avenue South Tacoma, WA 98402 Cover: You must be sporting a mustache to get in. Cost / Admission a hairy covering of the upper lip www.feedtacoma.com/events/event.php?e=14...