Oct. 5, 2008 at 10:28pm
an RR Anderson + H-Labs + Feed Tacoma Exclusive!
All events and persons herein are completely fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This is a work of the author's imagination.
Previously on RG Choose Your Own Adventure!
*** Rusty George Creative ***
Choose Your Own M$ Paint Adventure�
RG: Attend mustache---!?
Suddenly without warning a ghostly non-entity materializes around the nearest CLEAR CHANNEL BILLBOARD... it is GARTHULU - CORPORATE LORD OF DILAPIDATION!
GARTHULU: SURPRISE ATTACK = CONTINUITY ERROR!
GARTHULU must have sensed your eventual confrontation with CLEAR CHANNEL at the climax of this plot line.
You THE RUSTY GEORGE takes 1 full broadside of GARTHULU's SURPRISE CONTINUITY ERROR attack. You slip in and out between CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE PART 3 & PART 23!
RG: AUTO AVASIVE ACTION = FLASHBACK!
You have not yet harvested enough SOULS for the showdown with the CLEAR CHANNEL FINAL BOSS: GARTHULU. Luckily your auto-defense circutry kicks in and you are safely transported away from danger with a convenient narrative device: THE FLASHBACK.
Where are you? When are you?
You appear to be standing on COMMERCE STREET. Before you is the handsome CITY HALL BUILDING. It looks like one of the previous commenter's got their wish because the clock tower is happily ticking away. You presuppose you could be anywhere between 1893 A.D. and 1959 A.D.
What do you do now?
comments  | posted under experiement, internets, rusty george adventure art media virus, tacomaComments
by Erik on 10/5/2008 @ 11:53pm
|This week's contribution is action packed!|
by KevinFreitas on 10/6/2008 @ 6:37am
|RG: Check level of newspaper employees to determine approx. date.|
by NineInchNachos on 10/6/2008 @ 7:22pm
|KF: ha! good one. Did you know the TNT used to run radio and television stations back in the day? Man what a sad story arc. |
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