Sep. 29, 2008 at 11:30pm
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All events and persons herein are completely fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places, or events is purely coincidental. This is a work of the author's imagination.
Previously on RG Choose Your Own Adventure!
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Choose Your Own M$ Paint Adventure™
Attend Mustache Party mentioned in nerffjones's non-command comment... bring RR.
Your CLEAR CHANNEL QUEST needs more definition maybe you can get some clues at this 'mustache party'; however, Your MODERN INDUSTRIAL LUBRICANT(s) level is not sufficient enough to break the FOURTH WALL of this narrative.
Regardless of wayfinding signage, perhaps you really do need the services of a JIFFY LUBE.
Guide yourself to the nearest Jiffy Lube.
You travel north to the JIFFY LUBE on DIVISION & SPRAGUE. You are greeted by a bombastic gentleman who guides you to BAY 2. Within 20 minutes your dwindling supply of HORSE GREASE is upgraded to a QUAKER STATE HIGH-MILLAGE SYNTHETIC LUBRICANT. Your courteous attendant also notes that several of your VACUUM TUBES were out and have been replaced for $4.95 each.
TUBE CIRCUITS RESTORED: Pelvis-Rocket Systems Reactivated!
TUBE CIRCUITS RESTORED: Proton Soul-Harvester Systems Reactivated!
TUBE CIRCUITS RESTORED: Jump Jet Booster Systems Reactivated!
Signature JIFFY LUBE service comes to a total of $52,999.00, that's including a $10 discount for an added radiator flush. You are flabbergasted! Where are you going to get that kind of money!?
What do you do now?
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by Erik on 9/30/2008 @ 12:13am
|Ikes! The mustache party is tonight. No time to waste.
There's only one place with that kind of money: the Clear Channel Fine lock box.
> RG: Travel north to Clear Channel Fine Box
> RG: Obtain mustache for "mustache party"
> RG: Attend RG mustache party
by KevinFreitas on 9/30/2008 @ 10:25am
|RG: Visit City Hall to claim portion of Clear Channel billboard fine to cover Jiffy Lube service fees.|
by scout on 9/30/2008 @ 10:33am
|RG: Climb Old City Hall Clocktower and restart time in a new Downtown Tacoma Financial District.......|
by Erik on 9/30/2008 @ 11:05am
|RG: Climb Old City Hall Clocktower and restart time in a new Downtown Tacoma Financial District.......
by AngelaJossy on 10/5/2008 @ 11:23am
|Cliff hangar ending?|
by Erik on 10/5/2008 @ 7:12pm
|Cliff hangar ending?
Yeah. What happened to the Mustache Party?
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