RR Anderson, DIY Cultural Arts Specialist
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Feb. 8, 2009 at 6:27pm
PitBull Home Lobotomy Kit!
Protect your Family from the TERRORIST within your dog
FROM THE CREATORS OF "PROFESSOR FRY'S WONDER DIGITAL CONVERTER BOX™!"
It's a sad fact that pitbull attack stories are on the rise. Pitbull owners are helpless against the onslaught of ultra-violence their dogs thirst for constantly like a pulsing in their brains that reads: "kill...kill...KILL...KILLLL!!!" Well the dark times are over my friends! for only 3 easy payments of $19.95 the safety conscious pet owners can send away for the E-Z Pitbull Home Lobotomy Kit™. Your dog will thank you!
ITEMS:
- E-Z Home Lobotomy Tool™
- Magnum Hole Shooter™ (not included)
- Surgical E-Z Heal Tape™
- Safety Glasses - protects against dog mauling(s) while performing lobotomy ADDED BONUS: protects against splatters and sharp particles of skull bone.
PLEASE READ INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY:
BEFORE™:
AFTER™:
(pitbull E-Z home lobotomized dog-diapers™ not pictured)
comments [26] | posted under DIY, dogs, pitbull, tacoma
Comments
 by chrism39 on 2/8/2009 @ 7:42pm | sign me up. |
 by Thorax O'Tool on 2/8/2009 @ 8:25pm | I think this is the more accurate After Pic if you're gonna use that 1" paddle bit
Everyone knows that a lobotomy is best done with a wire coathanger. |
by guttaguttamd92 on 3/18/2009 @ 6:29pm | yall mother fuckers is tryphlin .... a pitbull only gets that way if u grow it up to be mean .. yes pitbulls do have the trigger in there brain to get mad but thats a long story but because dumb ass ignorant people are abusive cruell and shit they get that way shit if some one were to fuck with me i would get like that ............ stupid silly bitches ... if yall are so worried about a pit dont get one and dont get associated with one |
 by NineInchNachos on 3/18/2009 @ 7:03pm | my kits can also be self-administered on humans, which in your case would be my recommendation. |
 by Mofo from the Hood on 3/18/2009 @ 8:38pm | I ain't met no pitbull yet that was a match for my Beretta. On a cool Spring mornin' huntin' pitbulls is prit' near more fun than gettin' down on my neighbors' wife's muffin. |
by NineInchNachos on 3/18/2009 @ 8:55pm | mofo don't push his buttons. |
by doberman100 on 8/4/2009 @ 8:02am | You stupid fucks are evil, fucking evil. Pit bulls are not like this, you come up with these stupid contraptions to get fucking money. WHat a rip off, that shit looks harmful and brutal. How would you like it if someone screwed shit up in your brain like that? I hope you get the fuck sued out of you for cruelty to animals you sleezy, pompous, greedy shit fucks! You have no respect for life, or this planet. It's people like you that kill everything for monetary gain, and destroy this place we live in. You are evil, and you are going to hell, every last one of you. Also, you show a picture of a dead dog on here, fucking sick freaks, I hope this stupid site gets shut down, fuck you, all of you who support this place, and especially the sick, insane psychopaths who invented this fucked up contarption, FUCK YOU! |
by snowmayne on 11/12/2009 @ 7:18pm | abunch of idiots in here |
by snowmayne on 11/12/2009 @ 7:23pm | first. any cruelty to an animal, jokingly or not is sick.
second, while some people here are trying to defend the american pitbull terrier, you have some very wrong information. APBT's do not have a trigger in their brain which makes them mad, just like they do not have lockjaw, and just like their brains do not grow so big into their skulls that they flip out. third, the APBT was bread to never have human aggression, never to bite a human, and to only have dog aggression back in the 1890s and early 1900s. fourth, the APBT scored second only to Golden Retrievers who scored 1st, and labs who scored 3rd, in their likelyhood to bite humans. do a little research, quit buying into media controlled bullshit, and last but not least, think for yourself. |
 by Crenshaw Sepulveda on 11/12/2009 @ 8:08pm | Just how many of these kits did you end up selling, RR? |
by pitlover1213 on 11/20/2009 @ 6:27pm | Some of you have no heart.
i had a pit bull when i was about 13 and she was my guardian she was the one that kept me safe. i don't know where you get the idea that pitbulls fight because they are mean and nasty dogs. the only reason they fight is because of the assholes that raise them. |
by pitlover1213 on 11/20/2009 @ 6:29pm | i can not believe the cruelty in your hearts if you think that its ok to punish these dogs for your own selfish needs. |
 by marumaruyopparai on 11/20/2009 @ 7:44pm | Wow. . .that's all. . . just wow. . . |
by marumaruyopparai on 11/20/2009 @ 7:47pm | You evil dog murdering bastard you . . . |
by Pitbulllover8466 on 1/21/2010 @ 12:46pm | You are one stupid fuck! Pit Bulls are not only one who attacks!! Everyday dogs would attack just as well as any human being would attack if they felt threaten enough!! Come on now! if you had a daughter or a son and they couldnt take your shit anymore so they augured with you what are you just going to put that through your own child's head? or if someone you didnt like came around and you chose to fight them does that mean someone can put that to your head?!? if you did hurt a pit bull dog or any dog for that matter i hope that your time comes soon too... i hope the cops do something about this for animal cruelty or i hope you deiced to put that to your own head! |
 by The Jinxmedic on 1/21/2010 @ 1:21pm | Whoa, whoa- language alert! This is a family news feed website thingie here. You gentlemen are not helping your cause through the use of abusive language and death threats against a known satirist who is famous for his "button pushing" graphical satire, lampooning comics, and general parody. As a matter of fact, if I had previously been sitting on the fence regarding my opinion on the relative aggression of the various Pit Bull breeds (American Pit Bull Terriers, American Stratfordshire Terriers, et al) and their aficionados, rest assured, you have certainly helped me to make up my mind. So I do indeed thank you, sirs, for your contribution to this discussion. |
 by Emilie has one foot on shore on 1/21/2010 @ 1:31pm | Yowza. Thanks for the language check, Jinxmedic. |
by Mofo from the Hood on 1/21/2010 @ 1:36pm | You all don't hafta get ugly. |
 by panachronic on 1/21/2010 @ 3:16pm | "You all don't hafta get ugly."
Well, I dunno. RR's latest cartoon is pretty much a piece of hate speech aimed at those with different political opinions, so I'd have to say that he leaves himself open to ugliness from those who are similarly inclined. You know... things that come and go around, and all of that. |
 by Altered Chords on 1/21/2010 @ 3:39pm | Apparently pit bull lovers have a trigger in their brain which makes them spell incorrrectly and use profanity.
RR is not evil. He just needs a hug. |
 by Super S.perm on 1/21/2010 @ 3:46pm | i own a pitbull, and if i catch anyone trying to hurt him, that person is getting their legs broken with an iron rod. no hate speech here. just facts. |
by NineInchNachos on 1/21/2010 @ 8:29pm | my patented home lobotomy kits help millions of disenfranchised dog owners sleep well at night knowing their tail-wagging-loaded-assault-rifle-pointed-at-heart of a dog is disarmed and contented in a happy vegetable state. These dogs are happy as clams! These dogs are as excitable as clams! The next time your vicious attack animal tears the face, like a peel off an orange, of some helpless toddler, you'll be wishing you gave your dog this relatively painless mind-stabilization procedure! Act now and i'll throw in a free PARROT LOBOTOMY KIT (includes shipping and tax)! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! Act within the next 5 seconds and you'll receive a PITBULL HOME LOBOTOMY KIT, 6 month supply of DOGGIE DIAPERS, the PARROT HOME LOBOTOMY KIT and one at absolutely no extra cost to you, a FREE MODULAR CAT BRAIN ADAPTER KIT FREE! Imagine the girth and cuddliness of a lobotomized pit-bull but with the soft demeanor of a CAT! 100% satisfaction or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! |
by Mofo from the Hood on 1/21/2010 @ 11:05pm | Uh, anybody know of a good pitbull taxidermist? Preferably in Tacoma. The guy I use for my yard squirrels ain't interested. |
by Altered Chords on 1/22/2010 @ 8:02am | The pit bull kit is all well and good. What about the rest of us who own lions? This is a growing market and your R&D people better get busy or I'm going to patent the lion lobotimizer and you will be S.O.L. |
by Thorax O'Tool on 1/22/2010 @ 11:40pm | What the world really needs is a lobotomy kit for politicians. |
by Thorax O'Tool on 1/22/2010 @ 11:40pm | oh wait.... you can't remove what's not there to begin with. |
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