Jun. 3, 2008 at 7:17pm
Positive Image Marketing Through Empowered Thoughts of Uplift
Author's Statement of Purpose: My goal is to get more people to be interested in the CITIZEN FORUM on TV Tacoma. I want folks to recognize our civic speakers on the street and have compassion for the thundering engine driving them. "I will forge new connections to people orphaned by civilization." - RR Anderson
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Click! Conspiracy Whistle Blower & Passionate Animal Planet Fan"We returned our cable box because my wife and I are fans of MORAL shows like Discovery Channel, Animal Planet and National Geographic... We received a month of free pay-per-view channels but declined because we do not like to watch smut, sex or violent programs. Now they tell us we need the cable box to watch Animal Planet for the big 2009 digital cable conversion. This is an OUTRAGE! I'm as FURIOUS as a PUMA from the dark jungles of the AMAZON BASIN fueled with CALORIES from the previous night's THRILLING HUNT!"
Phillis Barret: DiscoverTacoma.com"Council Members should not be allowed to attend over the phone. We could not observe your BODY LANGUAGE, which is where we learn the ACTUAL TRUTH... the sensual subtle art of BODY LANGUAGE... [pregnant pause for effect]"
Ms. Labor Negotiations 2008"I would like to thank the council and the labor unions for selecting me. I know that together we can work to solve all our problems like The Iraq and Stuff."
Ultra-Attractive "Nerdy Girl" From Every Hollywood Teen Movie"I'm really smart and interesting. Yet I will discover love by the popular boy who takes me to prom on a BET, but not before I reluctantly switch to contact lenses and let my hair down to the envy of the evil cheer leaders."
Holy Martyr Water Front Liberation Front, Episode 8
Oscar the Grouch"I got a notice from the city that if I don't clean up my blackberry/crackpipe infested hilltop lot the city will do it for me at my expense!!! This is BULLSHIT! I shouldnt have to clean up my messy property until the Dock folks clean up their crummy dock... it's not fair"
RR Commentary: quick somebody call a wah-bulance!
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by Erik on 6/3/2008 @ 9:07pm
|Looks like Whitney is beginning to cover citizen forum:|
I thought the two of you had an understanding on each others "scope of work."
If she keeps keeps it up, you may have to start covering substantive issues the council considers.
by NineInchNachos on 6/3/2008 @ 9:31pm
|extraordinary circumstances sir. when the traveller starts eluding to masturbation and the police are dispatched... well you kinda have to mention that.|
by morgan on 6/3/2008 @ 10:15pm
|RR Commentary: Was Mr. Hill killed in a shoot out with the police? Nobody knows! Tune in Next month for an all new CITIZENS FORUM!
The suspense is killing me! Thanks for the great show, RR.
by NineInchNachos on 6/3/2008 @ 10:43pm
|you can stream the rerun meeting tomorrow at 1 pm on TV TAcoma. I recommend it just to watch the traveller episode.
There were also some screen caps regarding 'body language' I wasn't fast enough to catch which ought to have been.
thanks for watching my friends!
by HD on 6/5/2008 @ 3:19pm
|Is the traveller now banned from all upcoming broadcasted forums? Say it isn't so.
Who will now take on the outspoken vindicator role?
Who is next to fall under the Mayor's censorship?
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