Nov. 18, 2008 at 9:42pm
Blood Money, Slander & The Armory
Author's Statement of Purpose: My goal is to get more people to be interested in the PUBLIC COMMENT + COMMUNITY FORUM on TV Tacoma. I want folks to recognize our civic speakers on the street and have compassion for the thundering engine driving them. "I will forge new connections to people orphaned by civilization." - RR Anderson
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Connie Ladenburg, Champion
Mr. Charles Creso
note: reads wikipedia entry on great depression
Mysterious Woman Patriot
Julie Anderson, Champion
Hairdo In Red
A Scruffy Mr. Charles Creso
note: maybe it was here he read the wikipedia
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Man who Loves the Armory
Hell Hath No Fury Like an Ex Waste Water Employee Scorned
"The city manager accused me of being insane in my pursuit for digester gas grant fund justice. How can the city commit slanderous accusations against me the master and commander of truth. I bring proof and email chain of responses from the council on this matter to be submitted in the public record. I shall never surrender. Never! Bitches!!!"
"For the love of Pete, you really need to get help sir. You've come here every time for months and months and always it is the same thing. eventually it will need to stop. I am so sick with digester gas I feel like your existence is a punishment sent from the gods. Please. I can't go on. I'll go on."
Lonely University Place Guy
The Honorable State Master Robert "The Traveller" Hill
"Salom, Good evening I am happy to be alive. We are all happy to be alive. Also Sheriff Pastor the recipient of billboard blood money. I have a subpoena from the bulldog judge for you Mr. Mayor to appear at my criminal hearing regarding a charge of public nuisance. Last time the Deputy mayor refused to appear at my trial I hope that doesn't happen again. Also I don't like the comcast public access channel deal. There is no public access, just an extra educational channel. This is a bad deal. Also I do not recognize the symbol of the pledge of alligence here in this room. The american flag has 3 colors. Red. White. and Blue. The symbol in this room appears to have four colors. There is some kind of yellow material on that flag. It is not an American Flag. [beep] Salom. Good evening."
note: mr. hill ran to and from the podium. As he ran he appeared to 'jingle' like sleigh bells. Hair was formed into an artificial cowlick. Bright pink pinstriped shirt. No sunglasses. Foreign objects appear to be pinned to his chest.
The purpose of Citizens' Forum is to assist the City Council in making policy decisions. Items of discussion will be limited to matters over which the City Council has jurisdiction and speaker's remarks are limited to up to three minutes per person. Arguments shall not be made in support of, or opposition to, any matter on this week's agenda. Each person may address the City Council one time only during this forum.
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by marumaruyopparai on 11/18/2008 @ 10:06pm
|As he ran he appeared to 'jingle' like sleigh bells.
Magic gold coins?
by NineInchNachos on 11/18/2008 @ 10:09pm
|that's what i'm thinking. Also I'll have to revise the objects pinned to the shirt notation. On closer inspection it appears the pink shirt is worn buttoned only at the neck in classic urban 'latino' style. with a busy t-shirt design worn underneath|
by Matt Driscoll on 11/18/2008 @ 10:36pm
|Is he sporting ironic hipster hair?|
by marumaruyopparai on 11/18/2008 @ 10:59pm
|Hair was formed into an artificial cowlick.
Is he sporting ironic hipster hair?
Hate to be the one to kill speculation concerning the signficance of the condition of Hill's hair tonight, but I think I can shed light. Guys with semi-curly hair and a receding hair line will find that patch of hair in the front work it's way into some pretty nice loops as it starts to grow back in after a hair cut, especially after going a full night and day without a shower (I'm intimately familiar with this phenomenon).
Maru's assesment: Hill hasn't seen the inside of a shower for at least twenty-four hours. Notice he hasn't shaved in a while either.
The beginning of a return to the fuzzy Traveller of old?
by Erik on 11/19/2008 @ 12:36am
|The third intermission was one of the best ever. Not for children though.
5 screen shots of Hill is giving him undue time. Some of the other commentors may request equal coverage.
Also, there was some good interchanges with the University guy that got cut off.
by NineInchNachos on 11/19/2008 @ 6:51pm
|this Kermit is for you Mr. Urbanist|
by Dave_L on 11/26/2008 @ 12:56am
|First intermission was frightening.
Herbanist, That Kermit's almost as depressing than your Sinatra singing that Jobim stuff.
I didn't realize Sharon was mysterious, but when her cronies visit the Lodge soon I'll definitely keep that in mind.
by Dave_L on 11/26/2008 @ 1:32am
|I really meant the second intermission.|
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