Apr. 22, 2008 at 7:18pm
TV Tacoma All-Stars Sans All-Stars Edition
The thin gray line... the front line of defense for all us 'to-busy-for-politics' average citizens. Though not as awesome as a COMMUNITY FORUM event which happens the first Tuesday of every month, we still are treated to the presence of our most opinionated citizens. Even though none showed up this time, this is their story...
Baron Münchhausen (Danish Dude)
Tree Housing People or Whatever
RR Commentary: Basil!
Kindly, Homeless Advocate Lady"We need money god damn it, WTF are we supposed to feed the homeless with? Boiled cats!?"
Mousy Human Services Lady
Julie Anderson, Champion
" [addressing TV Tacoma camera] Remember how I asked about the RED LIGHT CAMERA safety concerns a citizen raised last city council meeting? Well the F'n Cops got back to me with a report that says there has been an 8% reduction in traffic accidents since the installation of the traffic cameras. If you've ever been in an accident 8% makes a big difference. Also we noted a reduction of traffic violations which means the people are learning to drive better. In your face RR Anderson!!!!"
RR Commentary: Good news! Right on. Hey, Thanks for looking into that misleading report from Florida... they prob'ly just have lots more old people on the roads. Hmm. what else? oh yeah... you suck Florida!
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comments  | posted under all-stars, city council, communtiy, media, tacoma, tvComments
by Erik on 4/22/2008 @ 8:39pm
|Try as they might, these commenters just don't measure up to the normal gadflies. Not a conspiracy theory in the bunch.|
by NineInchNachos on 4/22/2008 @ 9:00pm
|I know! It's like the city is out of crazy juice.|
by NineInchNachos on 4/23/2008 @ 10:30am
|update! added danish guy with non-linear time dilation technology|
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