Monkey Puzzle Trees, Y'all

Sep. 18, 2011 at 3:31pm

N. 4th St. & N. J St.

Across J St. from the Apostolic Faith Church.


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by Mofo from the Hood on 9/18/2011 @ 4:42pm
Once planted, monkey puzzle trees are impossible to uproot.

by NineInchNachos on 9/19/2011 @ 11:04am
Mofo, I think you're thinking of bamboo ?

by Mofo from the Hood on 9/19/2011 @ 11:37am
Little monkey puzzle trees are as to hard spot as little crows. Yet, I have seen saplings at a local nursery. They looked like an end cut from a mature tree branch; a single mature green prickly cylinder about 4 ft tall and stood vertical.

by NineInchNachos on 9/19/2011 @ 12:28pm
a marvel of evolution!

by Mofo from the Hood on 9/19/2011 @ 3:36pm
Two monkey puzzle trees were brought aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood.

by NineInchNachos on 9/19/2011 @ 3:41pm
don't believe everything they 'teach' you in sunday school Comrade Mofo.

by Mofo from the Hood on 9/19/2011 @ 6:59pm
Monkey Puzzle Trees in Tacoma are the result of time, matter, and chance. There is no reason to believe that Monkey Puzzle Trees do not exist in neighboring galaxies. Still, no scientist has yet offered a theory as to why Monkey Puzzle Trees exist rather than nothing.

Wealthy people on Planet Earth are now spending money to establish private commercial spaceports which one day may offer inter-galactic coaches for leisure and business travel. Maybe then, with an inter-planetary accumulation of data, we will figure out the puzzle of Monkey Puzzle Trees.

by chairkicker on 9/20/2011 @ 9:29am
SCIENCE FACT: monkey puzzle trees grow straight down, all the way down, until they meet at the center of the earth.

Hollow Earth enthusiasts may be disappointed to hear that there's no Lost World with folks, dinosaurs, Atlanteans, etc.

There's no _big one_ on her way. All that crap about the JdF plate hanging on by her fingernails? No plates, no lava down there. Just monkey puzzle tree roots, all the way down.

Christianists will be sorry to hear that (a) the Earth is round and (b) at its center, rather than the frozen innermost circle of Hell, is a giant vegetable Rat King comprised of Monkey Puzzle Tree roots.