jamesstoweart's Blog

Jun. 4, 2008 at 7:19pm

Frost Park Mini Side Quest

Beat the Chalk Thug Newbie Challenge

I am a regular Frost Park Chalk-Offer. I have also been the Greatest Illustrator in the Universe (of Tacoma) twice. I am an immense chalk monster, feared by superstitious villagers and easily frightened townsfolk. I must be beaten.

I am offering an open challenge to any aspiring Frost Park Chalk-Off contestant.

If you have never competed before... I am talking directly to YOU!

If you can top me in votes this week I will grant you with a digital art prize that will be yours to keep, reproduce or delete at your leisure, whether you win the overall Chalk-Off or not!!!

It isn't about winning... it is about beating the bald fat chalk giant!

This offer is only open to contestants who have not competed before. Come to Frost Park...beat the monkey... win a prize.

comments [10]  |  posted under Chalk-Off, Challenge, Frost Park, Stowe


by jcbetty on 6/4/2008 @ 8:05pm
well, hell. I'm there. I won't beat the monkey. or spank it, either, but ya know, my fingers are itching for some chalking, and Dawn threw down the gauntlet first... so... whatev. I'm there, chalk in hand!

by Erik on 6/4/2008 @ 8:58pm
Nice blog Stowe. Welcome to Feed Tacoma blogosphere.

This offer is only open to contestants who have not competed before. Come to Frost Park...beat the monkey... win a prize.

Hmmm. An extra first timer challenge and additional prize. The more prizes the better. Thanks for adding something in.

I have encouraged RR to be a sponsor with something from his Feed Tacoma shop:


One can hope.

by jamesstoweart on 6/12/2008 @ 1:35pm
I just wanted to say that I am willing to continue the Frost Park Side Quest Mini-Bet this week since no newbie could surmount the might of Stowe + Snake + Wet + Gnome.

Anyone chalk virgin with more votes than me will receive their very own ultra rare limited edition rookie GITU(OT) trading card. I'll provide you with a single printed card AND the flattened uneditable PDF art file for future printing if you so desire.

Be warned though... I am forming one part of a chalk juggernaut duo this week. Dawn and I are teaming up to crush all comers with our Triple D Fan Service.


...speaking of GITU(OT) cards. I may have some more this week. All you need to do is come up to me during the chalk off, introduce yourself and request a card. You may find yourself walking away with a free piece of art. Donations and fair trade items are always accepted. Rumor has it I am on the lookout for stickers for my kick ass chalk caddy.

by jamesstoweart on 6/13/2008 @ 9:10am
GITU(OT) cards available today at Frost Park:

FROM LAST WEEK (still a few left)


Distribution will be random.

by morgan on 6/13/2008 @ 9:19am
These are fantastic! Me want!

by NineInchNachos on 6/13/2008 @ 9:22am
oh mine is funny.

by NineInchNachos on 6/13/2008 @ 9:23am
also: "Huge Tracks of Land!" (monty python reference)

by thriceallamerican on 6/13/2008 @ 9:37am
Huge Tracks of Land!

At the risk of being questionably appropriate, are you talking about the one with Elle or the one with Stowe?

by jamesstoweart on 6/13/2008 @ 9:37am

by NineInchNachos on 6/13/2008 @ 10:27am
no comment!